Today, 26 January, is Australia Day (otherwise known, justifiably, as Invasion Day and Survival Day).
I am embracing my Un-Australianism.
Well, apparently you aren't a real Australian unless you eat lamb on Australia Day.
For the past nine years, a bloke named Sam Kekovich has been imploring Australians to eat lamb on our national day. This year, Sam is suffering from a condition known as lambnesia after a hit to the head with a cricket ball.